Saturday, February 23, 2013

Crazy Tipsy Georgian Dancing Mosh Pit Yay!


I came home the other day to find Maka and Lali from next door in the middle of their own mini-supra.  Well, actually, it wasn’t so much a supra as a plate of khatchapuri and a very large, mostly empty bottle of cha-cha.  I’m not sure what exactly they were celebrating, but they seemed determined to celebrate in grand style.  Lali’s daughters showed up looking for their mother and got sucked into the celebration without much protest. 

Gaumarjos, I guess!

They made me bring down my panduri and play for them the one song I’ve learned.  I don’t even know the words, just na-na na-na.  Since the cha-cha was pretty much gone by this point and they had moved on to the cognac, I don’t think they actually noticed. 

Of course, my feeble attempts at Georgian music inspired them to play all the Georgian music Maka has on her computer.  Tako has been studying Georgian dancing nearly as long as Ani has, so she decided to teach me.  Of course, this devolved quite naturally into a Georgian dance party in the living room. 

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here...

Or here...

Raise the roof!  Um, literally in my case.

And then Lali decided that she wanted a mustache.

At some point, someone put on some swing music, and they had me teaching them the Jitterbug and the Charleston. 

Maka dancing to Benny Goodman
Ruso had the camera, and she made very good use of it.  I’m pretty sure some of her photos are going up on Russian FaceBook as blackmail in a language I don’t understand.  

And done.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Christmas in Georgia



Kelsey Strait, Mira, and Nathan were all flying out of Tbilisi at almost the same time Arlie was flying in.  I met up with them in Tbilisi before they had to leave for one last romp round the city.  Kelsey and I made our way up to Sameba Cathedral, where we once again stumbled into a Georgian church service.  Why do I seem to keep attending service accidentally with Kelsey?  The choir was amazing, and I think the Patriarch was there, or at least some guy who resembled him quite a bit.  It was more than bit like a graduation ceremony, with all the priests and prelates in their different coloured gowns parading around the church. 


We saw some sort of convoy of Coke trucks driven by Santa Claus and spouting really strange music while on Rustavellli near the Square. 

Finally we went to the airport, where they were leaving and I was meeting Arlie.  I could hardly stand still I was so excited, and Neema thought it was hilarious.  Her mother was coming in on the same flight as Arlie, and she was just about as excited.  And then the doors opened and there was the most wonderful sight I’ve seen since August 13th.  Arlie coming through the arrivals gate. 


Jet lag hit him pretty hard, so we spent most of his first day hanging out in the hostel while he recovered from two days of travelling. 

Arlie brought me a Christmas present!

Freedom Square
You can see Sameba and the Millenium Bridge lit up behind him

The kinkhali was happy to see us

We spent Christmas in Tbilisi, admiring the lights on Rustavelli Avenue, seeing the old castle, and visiting the unofficial American Embassy, where Arlie had his Christmas dinner.

I think it was a Big Mac

We spent a day in Mtskheta, where we were given a tour of the Church.  Apparently, the walls are hollow and can hide up to six hundred people in the event of a siege.  There’s even a well inside the church walls. 


After Christmas, we went to Sighnaghe, which everyone had told me is known as the City of Love in Georgia.  It’s supposed to have pretty spectacular views, but everything was covered in fog when we were there.

I still think the view was amazing

Arlie was a big hit in Telavi.  My host family all loved him, especially Goga.  The two of them played MineCraft together, and Goga resolved to study English harder so that he can talk to Arlie over Skype (a resolution he has since forgotten).  Maka likes Arlie so much that she found him a job at one of the cafés in the city square and told him he can live in her house. 

They bonded over MineCraft

We had a supra just about every night Arlie was there.  There was a supra to welcome Arlie, a supra for New Year’s Eve, a supra for New Year’s Day, and a supra for the new television my host family bought.  One of the reasons Maka loves Arlie so much is that he helped her prepare all the food and then did the washing-up all on his own.  He also brought in firewood, kept Goga entertained, made pizza, and told Maka her cooking was delicious before eating second and third helpings.  No wonder she wanted him to stay. 

New Year's Eve supra.  Giorgi, the guy in the middle, shot his hair off with a firecracker.

New Year's Day supra

Arlie got a chance to see the many fabulous sights of Telavi. 

King Irakles and the mountains!

We never got around to visiting Armenia, Bakuriani, Lagodekhi, or any of the other places I’d planned on seeing with Arlie.  Somehow, the effort never seemed worth the payout when the only thing I wanted to do was hold Arlie’s hand.  


Christmas Concerts


I’m normally not scheduled to work on Fridays, but my director specifically requested that I come in on the last day of the term.  Apparently, they were planning something a bit out of the ordinary. 

Grades Two and Three
The festivities started at eleven, with the youngest kids’ concert.  Grade One sang songs in Georgian and English, all dressed up in their Christmas finery.  Grades Two and Three joined them for dancing and poetry recitals.  Grade Four put on a play about … well, I have no idea what it was about.  But Tovlis Babua showed up at the end of it! 

Tovlis Babua, cleverly disguised as a mild-mannered Mamuka
The director was late and showed up when it was all almost over.  So the kids did it all over again. 

A play about angels and gold from Fourth Grade

Georgian dancing from Fifth Grade

First Graders with fire!

And Rezzo flirting with the camera
After, we had a supra in the teacher’s lounge.  Kinkhali and k’ahde, and oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.  they made me drink cognac, but it was the wine that nearly did me in.  Georgian wine is mostly homemade, which means it varies quite a bit from batch to batch.  This particular batch was so strong that it made my feet feel dizzy. 

Apparently, you can get kinkhali by the bucket-load!

There are three different kinds of alcohol on this table.  Can you spot them?

There were toasts and wishes for my good health and future happiness, since I’d be moving to teach in Tsinandali Village School in January.  The music teacher got everyone to sing Aelilo songs together, which got more enthusiastic as more wine was consumed. 

My co-teachers, Natia and Lamara

When it was all over, I grabbed my rucksack from my house and headed to the hospital.  Doctor Zurab took my cast off and told me not to lift anything heavy for several weeks.  I couldn’t bend or straighten my arm all the way, but that’ll come back with time and lots of painful stretching.  I went straight from the hospital to catch the marshrutka to Tbilisi, where I’d be meeting Arlie’s plane in time for Christmas Eve!

What do harps and rugby have in common?


There is a man in Georgia named Giorgi.  This is not very noteworthy by itself, as it seems that at least a third of the men in Georgia are named Giorgi.  However, this particular Giorgi developed a fascination with Irish pubs and decided to open his own… in Georgia… despite never having been to Ireland.  He managed a pretty good facsimile just from photos he found online.  And because this particular Giorgi is such a fan of How I Met Your Mother, he named his new pub McLaren’s.  

Just a few days after opening his pub, who should wander in but two bona-fide, genuine Irish people from TLG.  Giorgi, being Giorgi and therefore Georgian, fell to chatting with Aine and Bernard, asked for their approval of the authenticity of his new pub, and eventually invited them to come and play there.  Since Bernard and Aine - who live in Telavi with me - knew that I play the harp, they asked if I’d like to come along and play with them.  Yay!


Naturally, we had to go to a rugby match beforehand.  Georgia was playing against Japan.  Since I know absolutely nothing of the rules of rugby, I was pretty much entirely relying on Olly to explain what was going on.  It didn’t help that the flags of both countries are red and white and both teams had red and white uniforms.  As far as I could make out, rugby basically consists of the two teams playing football with occasional breaks to have a giant huddle where they danced back and forth a bit. 


The only reason I figured out that the game was over was because everyone around me was standing up and walking out of the stadium.  The massive number of riot-control police ringing the stadium all looked vaguely disappointed that they hadn’t been called into action at all. 


Kelsey and I made our way back to the hostel to grab our stuff before heading over to McLaren’s.  Kelsey volunteered to be my roadie for the evening.  Since my harp is small enough that I can carry it in one hand, her role mainly consisted of trying to get me to help her finish off the bottle of vodka she’d brought with her. 
The pub was completely packed by the time we were ready to play.  Just about every corner was full of TLG people, with only a few Georgians filling in any space left.  


Andy, a British guy from Group 46, played with us on his harmonica.  There were so many people and the guitars were amped up so much that I just turned my harp into the rhythm section and beat on the soundboard like a drum.  My hand went numb after a while, but it was one of the most fun gigs I’ve ever played. 


At one point, we looked out the window to see a group of really huge Asian men in sharp suits walking past with a few smaller guys who must have been coaches or trainers.  It was the Japanese rugby team; at least, I hope it was the Japanese rugby team.  They were more than a bit confused when we all waved and jumped and shouted how much we loved them in Japanese. 

It was certainly one of the best paying gigs I’ve ever had.  Giorgi gave me all the beer I could drink – which Kelsey drank for me – and really tasty hot chocolate.  

The Sound of Inevitability


My street is incredibly steep and covered with very slick cobbles.  I was walking to school, minding my own business, when my knee dislocated and I fell.  I pushed the bone back in place and picked myself up.  At this point, I would have gone on to school but noticed that I couldn’t really move my left arm.  Instead, I went home and called the insurance company to tell them I needed to see a doctor.  Since this is Georgia, I was told to call back at ten when they opened.  When I called back, they told me just to go straight to the hospital. 

I didn’t know where the hospital in Telavi was, so I had to ask Lika for help while walking there.  She got an increasingly worrisome string of texts from me that morning.

Where is the Telavi hospital?
What is the Georgian word for pain?
What is the Georgian word for emergency?

If you can avoid it at all, don’t go to the Telavi hospital.  Dangling wires, puddles of unidentified liquids on the floor, patients on gurneys hanging out in the hallways, no heat, no running water. 

This is the main entrance


This is the radiology room
When I finally found reception (mimgheba, in case you ever need to know), I called the insurance company again and then handed my phone to the ladies behind the desk.  They went and found what I have to assume was the only English-speaking doctor in the hospital. 

First, I had to have an x-ray.  I was too tall for the table, so the tech told me to kneel so my elbow would reach.  Just dislocated my knee; that’s not happening.  A tiny old lady with arms like solid iron bars casually tried to force my elbow into the position she wanted while chatting with the other patient in the room over my muffled, bitten-off screams.  For some reason, they both assumed I was a German tourist.  There were no lead aprons, no screens to stand behind while operating switches, nothing.  She even told me to stay in the room while she x-rayed the other lady’s chest.    

While the x-ray was being developed (or they all went out for a cha-cha break… I’m not too sure which), I waited out in the freezing cold hallways and watched the guy in the cast room ahead of me bleed all over the table.  The nurse wiped the table down with a rag and then called me in and told me to hop up.  I did so, praying that I didn’t have any scratched on my arm I was unaware of.  Doctor Zurab told me that I had broken my arm.  Yippee. 

The very latest in Ladies' Fashions

I am now casted from my palm to my bicep, in a really scratchy plaster cast with no padding at all.  Doctor Zurab demonstrated his pretty incredible English by warning me about muscle atrophy and range of motion loss.  He tried to demonstrate how best to manoeuvre with the cast, but kind of trailed off when he saw how easily I was putting my jumper on and grabbing my coat.  I’ve had a bit of practice with just one arm. 
I stopped on my way home to show Lika that all was ok, just a broken arm and a very sore knee.  No need to put ice on either; all I’ll have to do is pull the blankets off while sleeping tonight. 

The only thing I can’t seem to do with one arm is fix my own hair.  Ani loves this – she gets to brush and plait my hair for me every morning.  Yesterday, she decided to count all my grey hairs while she brushed.  Apparently, I have a lot of them.


Update: cast is off and arm is doing just fine.

Thanksgiving in Telavi


Emma offered to let us have Thanksgiving dinner at her flat on Giorgoba, which was the day after Thanksgiving this year.  The non-Americans on the guest list outnumbered the Americans, which was fun.  Everyone cobbled together some sort of Thanksgiving dish from what they had available.  Kelsey volunteered to bring the turkey, which conjured up  images of Kelsey chasing the bird around her yard with a giant knife.  The Irish people were in charge of the mashed potatoes, of course.


I bought half a pumpkin for pie, but I’d never actually used raw pumpkin before, so I didn’t realize it would make so very much.  Three pies, with enough filling left over for pancakes.  My first ever batch of eggnog from scratch turned out pretty well.  I tried to make mac and cheese, but the cheese was all wrong and the milk was too thick to be absorbed properly.  It was still pretty tasty but nothing like my mother-in-law’s.

There was so much food, and all of it slightly improvised with Georgian ingredients.  Emma made a pecan pie with no pecans.  Amy made a green salad without any lettuce.  Shawn just brought lots and lots of wine that his host family made.


We all stuffed ourselves while listening to Christmas carols.  After, we played charades.  Since we’d all had so much practice trying to communicate with host families, market clerks, marshrutka drivers, and everyone else in this country, we were all pretty fabulous at it. 

It was the best American Thanksgiving the South Africans, Canadians, Irish, Georgians, and Brits had ever had!

It was Benjami's first and best Thanksgiving!

Guy Fawkes Night

Olly, being the good Queen’s subject that he is, tried to teach his students about Guy Fawkes’ night.  To most people, this would mean showing some pictures, perhaps translating a passage about English history.  To Olly, this meant writing and producing a three-act play and then building a bonfire.  He even got special dispensation from the Georgian Orthodox Church to burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes.  This was something that needed to be seen to be believed, so I went off to Samegrelo.


I took the midnight train from Tbilisi to Zugdidi, the capital of Samegrelo, which was surprisingly comfortable.  Marshrutkas all seem to be built for Georgian size people, which means my knees are always jammed into the back of the seat in front of me.  Not only was there plenty of leg room on the train, I could actually recline my seat.  In fact, I slept the entire seven hour ride north. 

Zugdidi just after sunrise

I arrived in Zugdidi just in time to see the sun rise and immediately started playing my favourite game: How Many Georgians Does It Take to Put Me on the Right Marshrutka?  Zugdidi now holds the record for this game at fifteen.  Eventually, I was on a marshrutka the driver assured me was going to Chorotskhu and passing Zumi.  An old lady sitting next to me said she knew Olly, that her grandchildren were his students.  She gave me a tourguide’s commentary on all the scenery we passed and told me which mountains were Samegrelo, which were Svaneti, and which were Abkhazia. 

The ones on the left are Svaneti.  Straight ahead is Abkhazia

Despite the driver’s assurances, I think I was still on the wrong marshrutka.  Or the driver got lost.  Olly and Tom both told me that the ride from Zugdidi to Chorotskhu should take less than an hour.  It took us three.  Finally, after many confusing phone calls between Olly, his co-teacher, the driver, and myself, I saw Olly sleeping by the side of the road where he was waiting for me. 

In preparation for the Guy Fawkes play (and the other surprise), his school had more or less cancelled classes for the day.  We walked into absolute chaos.  Some of the students were pretending to practice their lines, some were playing with the speakers, several were chasing each other around with the prop swords and spears, and a few decided to test out their home-made fireworks.  After all, it wouldn’t be Guy Fawkes night without explosions in school?

Olly, the Guy, the history teacher, and a future wife of Henry VIII

The show was supposed to start at 6, but Olly got a call around half past two informing him that the play was about to start and he was needed back at the auditorium.  It was still another hour or so before the curtain went up.

In the meantime, chaos!

The play itself was pretty impressive.  Olly started his script all the way back with Henry VIII to put the religious and dynastic arguments in context.  I think just about all the students in the upper three grades played some part on stage.  Most of the students had their lines and blocking fairy well memorized, and the scenery and props were very creative.  My camera died about halfway through the show, so I didn’t get any pictures of the climactic battle under Parliament or the dramatic trial scene (with much brandishing of swords and shaking of spears). 

Queen Elizabeth with one of her Ministers and a Georgian reporter
There were reporters from two different Samegrelo news stations there, videotaping the whole thing.  I think it’s supposed to be up online someplace, but I can’t find it.  Between the cameramen walking around onstage in front of the actors and the audience (mostly the younger students, who don’t really understand English yet) talking throughout the show, it was a little difficult to hear what was being said sometimes.  From the other shows I’ve seen in this country (plays, concerts, dance recitals), that seems to be pretty much par for the course for Georgian audiences.  Everyone still seemed to enjoy it.

After Olly’s play, we were informed that the students had put together an exhibition of Georgian culture, and we were to be taken on a tour of all seven regions.  I was dragged into this because I was there.  If Tom hadn’t been stuck in a marshrutka, I’m sure he would’ve been taken on tour as well.  Olly and I were told to follow our ‘tour guide’ around the cafeteria and smile and look pretty while the reporters got to videotape the whole thing.  We’re on the Samergrelan news somewhere, Olly looking smart in his suit and tie and me in the clothes I’d slept in on the train.  Oh, Georgia…

Apparently, their school isn't always decorated like this

It was a neat exhibition, though.  For each of the seven regions of Georgia, the students put on a skit or sang and danced or something to showcase that region’s specialty.  Kakheti (where I live) was all about food and wine.  No surprise there.  Olly was afraid we’d have to, as he put it, “get pissed through all seven regions,” but the students drank all the wine themselves.  We didn’t even get a chance to get pissed until after.

When the kids were done with all the regions, the reporters shoved microphones in our faces and asked us what we’d thought of it all.  Olly, accustomed to being a local news star, gave some brilliantly diplomatic response about the value of education and cultural exchanges.  I stuttered so badly they thought the microphone was broken and finally stammered out something about Georgia being beautiful. You can watch the video here.  Footage from the play starts around three minutes in, and the cameras following the crazy foreigners starts around six minutes in.

But we weren’t done yet!  Not by a long shot.  Before the bonfire could be lit, we had to have a proper supra.  All the food that had been made to represent each region for our tour was brought out to the table and put in front of us.  The tamada compared Olly to Shota Rustavelli and William Shakespeare, then made lots of very long toasts to knowledge and art and future generations.  Olly’s co-teacher, who had been translating the toasts, eventually just told us that the tamada was using lots of words to say nothing and gave up translating.  Just in time for dessert, Tom strolled in.  He has exquisite timing.

The local priests weren’t keen on the idea of burning effigies of people, but Olly had somehow convinced them to let him thrown the Guy Fawkes he’d made on the bonfire.  There were lots of pictures, lots of bits of mangled English poetry, and lots of sparks flying.  The Girl Scout in my head was shaking her fist at the lack of fire safety, but she seemed to be the only one who cared.

Nino, Olly’s host sister and one of the dancers on our tour, gave me a lesson in Georgian dancing while we were waiting to go to the train station.  Unfortunately, I’m too tall to be her dancing partner.  Phooey.  Dato and Datona drove me to the Zugdidi train station, but I had misremembered the departure time and missed the train by half an hour.  No matter: they then drove me to the next station on the line, Senakhi, in time to catch the train there.  After another night sleeping sitting up, a frantic subway ride, and a desperate bout of trying to read the correct marshrutka sign in Georgian, in the dark, while moving, I made it back to Telavi in time for my first class on November the Sixth.  Just barely.

Mstkheta


Mtskheta used to be the capital of Georgia, and it’s only about a twenty minute ride outside of Tbilisi.  On an interesting side note, the name Tbilisi comes from the Georgian word for “warm” because of the hot sulphur baths in the city. 

The marshrutka let us out in front of this museum or whatever it was.  Lovely mosaics and bas relief sculptures.  Not so lovely smell.  Apparently, it’s been used as an open-air public toilet for a while. 


Down the street a bit, we found a touristy spot that looked a lot like the Germany section of Busch Gardens.  We made our way down to the river, where the Aragvi and the Kura Rivers meet.  I couldn’t get a decent picture of it, but this shot from a tourist website shows it pretty well. 


On our way up to the ruins of the old castle, we passed an actual, bona-fide jogger on the road.  This was such a strange occurrence that we couldn’t help but stare at him as he passed.  People in Georgia don’t go jogging.  Ever.  Must have been an American.

We also passed this sign, which was about as strange as the jogger.  Naturally, the sign asking people not to litter and to keep Georgia clean was surrounded by trash.  Go figure.


The ruins had warnings about land slips, but we like to live dangerously.  The view from the top was lovely.  Off in the distance, we could see the Jvari Monastery. 


The biggest building in Mstkheta by far is the Svetitskhoveli Cathedral where the Robe of Christ is said to be buried with Saint Nino.  Inside, it was much lighter than most of the churches I’ve seen in Georgia as well as quite a lot bigger.  The walls are almost completely covered in frescoes, and most of the former rulers of Georgia are buried somewhere beneath the floor.  There was a Eucharist service going on while we were there, and we were able to hide in the back and listen to the choir singing their amazing Georgian a capella polyphony. 


As we were eating the requisite khatchapuri and lobiani outside a café (being eyed by some very hopeful lstray dogs), we watched people being given rides in a horse-drawn carriage.  Kelsey says that Mtskheta reminds her of Mackinaw Island in Michigan.  There are hardly any cars, everything is very close to everything else, and the whole place has an air of being somehow removed from the rest of Georgia.  I’ve never been to Mackinaw Island, but it sounds like a pretty nice place. 


Kelsey had to head back to Apeni when we got back to Tbilisi, but I was going to Ani’s dance recital that afternoon.  She does traditional Georgian dancing, and her troupe was performing with a bunch of other schools from around the country.  I got lost trying to find the theatre, so I was late (as usual). 

When I finally found the theatre, I couldn’t actually find the audience and the stage.  I wandered around backstage, passing dozens of little girls and boys in dancing costumes with lots of makeup.  It was exactly like my ballet recitals when I was a kid, except with more bangles and less tulle.  At one point, I almost walked out on the stage itself. 

Dancers were there representing each region of Georgia, each with its own distinct style of music and costume.  Some of them whirled around the stage like dervishes in bright skirts; some of them glided slowly and smoothly across the stage in long, formal gowns.  There were, of course, lots of tiny boys in giant, fluffy hats.  Forget running with scissors; these kids were dancing with knives.  And flying. 


I think one of these girls is Ani
When all was done and Ani was on her bus back to Telavi, I went back to the hostel to wait for my train to Zugdidi at midnight.  While waiting for midnight, I tried to explain to the Italian guy there who doesn’t speak English or Georgian that I really can’t explain the conflict in Northern Ireland with pantomime.  It was a strange evening.